As we revealed yesterday it seems that the fellowship has gone into
the booze business! Now we're not suggesting for a moment that one
of our humble servants went completely mad (or at least not more so
than usual), driven over the edge by the realisation that membership
numbers are static or even declining, and that he (or she) woke up
one morning and thought: I know what! We'll buy some shares in a
distillery (and sundry tobacco companies to boot). That should do the
trick! No. Not at all. This is more in the nature of what is
technically known as a massive “COCK UP”! Now we're not
entirely clear which genius decided to stick some of our prudent
reserve (currently standing at about £1.6 million. Yes! You heard
right! …. £1,600,000) into the aforementioned companies but you
can be damn sure that someone did. And if that someone is employed
by either Credit Suisse or Morgan Stanley (financial services) then it's probably better we don't
do business with them anymore. On the other hand if it's someone (or
someones) in the General Service Board (or GSO) that should be
carrying the can then similarly we think the fellowship can quite
easily dispense with their services! But what's that high pitched
whooshing noise we hear ripping past our ears? Ah yes! That would be
the sound of the buck being passed with great rapidity. But undaunted
we are determined to get to the bottom of this!
To be
continued ….
Cheers
The Fellas
(Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)
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